demonphoenix37

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Nerdgasmic Hackosaurus

Probably the coolest guy I met in University and my best friend. clearskyy
Heroic Attributes
Attr Name Primary Attr Secondary Attr Bonus Attr
Oddity Bonus +3 Randomness +1 Wildcard Bonus  
Lack of Mustache -2 Suave +1 Attraction  
Editor in Chief +2 Proofreading +1 Eye Strain +2 Work Load
Grammar Police Chief +3 Intelligence +2 Smugness  
In death we have a name, my name is ___ +5 Long Term Memory -1 Long Term Friend +5 Fortitude
Money Bags +3 Loot +2 Smugness +1 Animal Magnetism
Obsessive Computer Disorder +3 Intelligence +2 Smugness +2 Cable Management
Platformer +4 Puzzle Solver +2 Reaction Time
Anime Addict -1 Social -2 Time Management +3 Sugoi Kawaii Desu

Shop
Attr Name Primary Attr Secondary Attr Bonus Attr
Kitten Mittens
+10 Health -5 Attack +50 Derp +50 Herp
Feline paw appartatus for quieter footsteps, assassin class accessory. Effectiveness may vary. Price: 500 Rupees
My Rig
Name Component
Intel Core i7-3770K Ivy Bridge 3.5GHz LGA 1155 77W Quad-Core CPU
SAPPHIRE Radeon HD 7850 OC 2GB 256-bit GDDR5 GPU
Mushkin Enhanced Blackline 8GB (2 x 4GB) 240-Pin DDR3 1600 RAM
ASRock Z77 Extreme4-M LGA 1155 Intel Z77 Motherboard
Kingston HyperX 3K SH103S3/120G 2.5" 120GB SATA III x2 Solid State Drive
Seagate SV35 Series ST3500411SV 500GB Hard Disc Drive
OCZ ModXStream Pro 600W Modular Power Supply
Fractal Design Define Mini Case

Cold-Ass Honky Freestyles

Yo yo yo, gotta wake up and have my cheri oh oh ohs. bros before hoes. bitches dont know. i got fat cash but gotta make a dash. blast blast blast, team rocket is off the scene again. they were messing with my zen. now hush.. time to lay the beat down! smack down! gotta show em who wears the crown. i aint got time for these clowns. Boom. Morning breakfast jam by yours truly. demonphoenix37
all the no fucks
were givin
not even to charity
or the homeless
or the boneless
take it to congress
chicks ina dress
i must confess
my rhymes
da best
demonphoenix37
keep your clothes on ladies
here comes the panty dropper
the cherry popper
not cindy lauffer
probably didnt spell that right
nor do i know who she is
but thats ok
demonphoenix37
NERD BONAR
GET THAT ON MY SONAR
STUFF CANT BE THAT FAR
AWAY
MAYBE A DAY
LETS NOT BE GAY
PATIENCE
AINT NO SCIENCE
SO LETS NOT SIT
AND WAIT
AND FILL OUR PLATES
WITH A MEAL
THAT WE EARN
LIVE LIFE
AND LEARN
all the fear
the fear was near
so you drank a beer
and persevered
you may call me Mr Suess now

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